A roomie dinner conversation:
Christy: This 800 number calls me four times a day and every time I answer no one is there.
Sammi: Who is it?
Christy: Mediacom.
Katie: How do you know if no one is on the phone?
Christy: Because I googled the number. Apparently there's been a lot of complaints from this number. There's never anyone there and they call all the time!
Phone rings..... it's the 800 number.
Sammi: Put it on speaker!
Christy: (answers phone) Heelllloooooo, assholeeeeee...
[insert awkward shuffling noises of the blatantly-there telemarketer on the other end of the line here]
aaaand scene.
hahaha peeeerrrrffffeeeeccctttt......
ReplyDeleteI hope they did hear me, and the next time that number calls me I am going to say the exact same thing and then NOT hang up....I want to hear what the asshole has to say.
P.S. i found a funny list at this website: http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml