jessica, we need to talk

Ok. Let me preface with this: I feel so bad for her, and I feel bad posting this picture. She's gorgeous, at any size. But, really ... what happened??

If The NY Post is making a cartoon about your illicit relations with Ronald McDonald, it's time for the gym. 

As a Newlyweds fan (did I really publicly admit that? Not my fault, Christy has all the seasons on DVD...) I am rooting for her to pull out that pink bikini a la Dukes of Hazzard once again. 

Come on, Jess.

(photo courtesy of www.metro.co.uk)

(cartoon courtesy of The NY Post)