because it's too cold to do anything but blog.

... and because homework is just too un-fun.

Go to: www.overheardinnewyork.com

(photo courtesy of www.overheardinnewyork.com)

People about town send in funny comments or conversations they've overheard throughout the city and this genius website posts them.

Most of them are taken out of context, I am sure, but it makes them funnier. A lot funnier.

Not only is it hilarious, it can consume hours of your night without you even noticing. 

Like youtube.

You will find gems such as this one:

Three-year-old distraught child: Mommy, mommy, she thought I was five years old.
Grandmother: Do you know why? Because she thought you were a big boy!
Mother: When you're five, you're going to stop sucking your... (waits for a response)
Three-year-old, face now lit up: My penis!

...or this one...

Girl #1: Look at that painting. Is it called "hairy balls"?
Girl #2: It should be.
Girl #1: If it's not called "hairy balls," I'm leaving.
(girl #2 goes to look, comes back)
Girl #2: Something about a baby.
Girl #1: Okay, that's it.
Girl #2: Look, there are thumbtacks near his balls. That has to suck.
Girl #1: Let's go back to the vagina room.

Preview of my Sunday:

Suit #1: Do you want a drink?
Suit #2: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Suit #1: And...?

Preview of my life:

Girl #1: That's a cute dress. Are you going to wear it with leggings.
Girl #2: I don't own leggings.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: Because I'm not an asshole.

(what on earth does girl #2 have against leggings? rude...jack, help me out here.)

The website also hosts: overheard in the office, overheard at the beach, overheard everywhere and celebrity wit (we all know my love for the occasional celebrity...)

You are welcome for giving you a reason to stay indoors in this uncharacteristically cold winter.